In other words: A discussion of The Bush Administration
Mars Needs Dim Republicans / Dubya dons a shiny spacesuit, dreams of spending billions to meet little green men. The nation cringes
Oh right like this is exactly what we need.
Let us imagine the discussion: "Boys, the nation's in massive reeling record-breaking debt and morale's at an all-time low and disposable American soldiers are dying brutal horrific deaths every day over nothing at all except our greed and flagrant cronyism and corporate petrochemical profiteering.
"Our cities are gasping and health care is a joke and we've mauled Medicare beyond recognition, and we're plundering the living hell out of Social Security, the last remaining stable and sound fund left, to try and shore up our rapacious and gluttonous spending.
"There are no WMDs and our former allies openly resent us and the poll ratings are slipping and the big glops of warmongering lies are drying like blood stains into a carpet. And it's an election year. Damn.
"What's to be done? What could rally a wary country during its time of humiliated need and force-fed ignorance? What could turn this troubled nation around in the face of oily corporate war and fiscal gluttony and environmental savagery?
"Why, neato space stations on the moon, and sending men to Mars, that's what!"
Hey I'd love space stations and missions to mars, I really would. But I'd really rather have a nation in a place of fiscal sanity before we do that. How boring. How adult of me.
And I'm sorry, It's kind of a let down. I mean, this new initiative isn't really that exciting. Go back to the moon in 16 years? It only took us 10 years to get there the first time and we could barely fire a rocket in 1960. I mean if it takes us 16 years to go to a place we could visit multiple times 35 years ago its almost an embarassing failure rather than an exciting new initiative.
And Mars? Sorry, I'm not that excited, I mean, we've had pictures of that planet from the ground for over 25 years now, what's a human going to do that really makes this more exciting... especially if we're talking about doing this another 20 plus years from now.
Bush is just talking out of his ass, because he'll be long gone when this stuff is supposed happen.
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