In other words: A discussion of The Bush Administration
More fun... actually its more sad then fun.
The English-Bush Lexicon
Healthy Forests Initiative": America's forests are sick, as President Bush discovered in his courageous trip to California when it was on fire last summer. The Healthy Forests Initiative will let President Bush's friends make the forests better by cutting down all the trees. No trees = no fire!
"Clear Skies": Our skies are dirty! Dirty with LAWS that stop people from making money! This law will help clear the skies of laws that stop people from making the pollution that keeps our economy strong! This won't stop global warming, though, because there's no such thing as global warming.
"Economic recovery": This is how our wise and all-knowing President is going to help all the starving heathen childrens in India by taking all of America's extra jobs and shipping them to Bangalore. American workers will then be freed to become entrepreneurs and help our economy become more stronger!
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"Operation Iraqi Freedom": This was when our President made the Iraqi people more free by capturing their evil leader and letting the U.S. military run their country and his corporate friends run their oil fields! The Iraqis were so grateful they're giving us back all their explosives, one at a time! Then President Bush flew to Baghdad for Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings! I bet on Groundhog Day he'll fly another TOP SECRET mission to Iraq to see if Saddam Hussein sees his shadow when he comes out of his spider hole! But look out! If he sees it we'll have another six weeks of WAR!
"Howard Dean": The Antichrist. Howard Dean is a BAD MAN! He's angry all the time and he doesn't like guns and he EATS BABIES! He hated Jesus because his wife is Jewish and she hates Jesus and his kids are filthy Jesus-hating Jews, too! Also, "Howard Dean" is today's Secret Word, so, remember, everyone, when you hear the words, "Howard Dean," scream real loud!
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