In other words: A discussion of The Bush Administration
Ixodidae Walker Acarina
I believe in totems, mine is the bear. I've known many
bird people, goatmen, vixen women, owl people, giraffes, whalefolk,
mermaids, etc., although not everybody clearly has one, and some are indeed
difficult to place; John Kerry's a horse. George Bush is a tick.
"These flat, leathery animals, all bloodsucking parasites of other animals,
have beaks furnished with backward-directed hooks that make it almost
impossible to pull one off once it has begun feeding. Like some of the
parasitic mites, the tick may infect its victim with rickettsias. ... The
chelicerate animals are arthropods that were early committed to a
carnivorous mode of life. Since their prey is usually only crushed, or
perhaps pulled to pieces, then predigested and consumed as a liquid, no
elaborate set of mouthparts was needed for processing the food. Thus, only
the first pair of appendages (chelicerae) and sometimes the second pair
(pincers of the scorpion [a.k.a. Dick Cheney]) became specialized for
feeding. The following four pairs were devoted to walking, the rest
discarded. Thus, the early commitment of the chelicerates to a carnivorous
existence resulted in the early restriction of the number of pairs of
appendages, and this produced evolutionary inflexibility in adapting to
other modes of life which require complex mouthparts, composed of three or
more pairs of highly modified appendages, to handle other types of food."
---from "The Insects" by Url Lanham (New York and London: Columbia
University Press, 1964)
Fits him like a glove, doesn't it?
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